Ep. 11: Let Me Tell You About Shocking Reveals

John's dad isn't all that into clowns! Betty Crocker owns Gushers! Jade's grandfather is dead and her dog is some kind of crazy devilbeast! Rose's mother is a scientist that's been trying to time-clone her dead cat! Abooooouut 75% of stuff you remember from Act 3 happens in this episode, and I flagrantly abuse that record scratch sound effect.

Music used in this episode:

Cantown, An Unbreakable Union, Ectobiology, Versus, Skaian Flight, Sarabande from Homestuck Volume 5

Frost from Homestuck Volume 6

Walls Covered in Blood from Alternia

The CarnivalEven In Death, Rumble at the Rink from Homestuck Volume 7

Emerald Terror from coloUrs and mayhem: Universe B

Dissension, Chorale for Jaspers, Pony Chorale, Revelawesome, Hardlyquin, Carefree Victory from Homestuck Volumes 1-4

The Ballad of Jack Noir from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead

Airtime from Homestuck Volume 8

Ep.9: Let Me Tell You About Jade Harley

As we enter a new Act in LMTYAHS, we gain a new member on our podcast: Faith! She'll be handling the female characters' dialogue from now on, sparing us from Mike's awful Jade voice. Speaking of female characters, we finally start getting acquainted with Jade as Faith and I tell Mike all about rambunctious fruit, Green Slime Ghosts, Squiddles, and Jade's wide variety of fursuits I MEAN PURSUITS

Music used in this episode:

Homestuck Anthem, Greenhouse, and Ecstacy from Homestuck Volume 5

Squididdle!Tangled Waltz, and Friendship is Paramount from Squiddles!

Gardener from Homestuck Volumes 1-4

And some samples from [S] Jade: Play a silly flute refrain.

Here's Mike's fankid. I should probably make one for me  and Faith too:


Ep.8: Let Me Tell You About Can Town

Get outta the way Dave, Mike's got a new Homestuck BFF. I give Mike a tour of the Mayor's resplendent municipality, and then we take a few moments to reflect on our progress so far.

Music used in this episode:

Years in the Future, Raggy Looking Dance, We Walk, Nightmare, and Mayor Maynot from The Wanderers

Can Town from Homestuck Volume 5

VagabounceSburban Countdown, Explore, and Ohgodwhat Remix from Homestuck Volumes 1-4

Ep.7: Let Me Tell You About Harry Anderson

John's furniture levels up, we learn a little more about Dave's fucked up home life than any of us really wanted to, and mike and I get taught some important lessons on the mechanics of punch card alchemy, courtesy of Mike Caveny.

Music used in this episode:

Carefree Victory, Hardlyquin, John Sleeps/Skaian Magicant, and Upward Movement (Dave Owns) from Homestuck Volumes 1-4

Blackest Heart from Homestuck Volume 6

Mr. Bowman Tells You About the Squiddles from Squiddles!

Hauntjam and Hauntjelly from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead

Busting Makes Me Feel Good from Homestuck Volume 9

i had absolutely no idea who Mike Caveny was so I went ahead and looked him up. I guess he's some kind of magician biographer? It also turns out that Harry Anderson's "Wise Guy" is in fact a real book, and what's more, chunks of the text that appear in Homestuck are copied verbatim from it. Weird.

Ep.5: Let Me Tell You About Skaia

Nannasprite gives us the lowdown on what this crazy game's all about, while Rose gives us some insight into her fucked up relationship with her mother. Meanwhile Mike and I show off our voice acting chops. No, we didn't get some girls to voice Jade and Nanna; that's all us baby.

Songs used in this episode: Aggrieve (Violin Refrain), Aggrieve, Showtime (Imp Strife Mix), Nannaquin, and Skies of Skaia from Homestuck Volumes 1-4, and Gamebro (Original 1990 Mix) from Homestuck Volume 6: Heir Transparent.

Ep. 4: Let Me Tell You About Rose and Dave

Rose begins to make her way through the house to get to her emergency back-up generator, while I introduce Mike to his webcomic soulmate. Also, Mike and I have one of the worst rap-offs in the history of Paradox Space.

Songs featured in this episode: Space Prankster, Pumpkin Cravings, and Phantasmagoric Waltz from Homestuck Volume 5; Anbroids V2.0 and Trepidation from Homestuck Volume 9; Flare from Homestuck Volume 8; The soundtrack from Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: The Moive; and Tall, Dark and Loathesome and Hearts Flush from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead, along with the samples from Dave's Phat Beat Machine and an audio clip from the film Little Monsters.