John's dad isn't all that into clowns! Betty Crocker owns Gushers! Jade's grandfather is dead and her dog is some kind of crazy devilbeast! Rose's mother is a scientist that's been trying to time-clone her dead cat! Abooooouut 75% of stuff you remember from Act 3 happens in this episode, and I flagrantly abuse that record scratch sound effect.
Music used in this episode:
Frost from Homestuck Volume 6
Walls Covered in Blood from Alternia
Emerald Terror from coloUrs and mayhem: Universe B
The Ballad of Jack Noir from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead
Airtime from Homestuck Volume 8