Ep.7: Let Me Tell You About Harry Anderson

John's furniture levels up, we learn a little more about Dave's fucked up home life than any of us really wanted to, and mike and I get taught some important lessons on the mechanics of punch card alchemy, courtesy of Mike Caveny.

Music used in this episode:

Carefree Victory, Hardlyquin, John Sleeps/Skaian Magicant, and Upward Movement (Dave Owns) from Homestuck Volumes 1-4

Blackest Heart from Homestuck Volume 6

Mr. Bowman Tells You About the Squiddles from Squiddles!

Hauntjam and Hauntjelly from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead

Busting Makes Me Feel Good from Homestuck Volume 9

i had absolutely no idea who Mike Caveny was so I went ahead and looked him up. I guess he's some kind of magician biographer? It also turns out that Harry Anderson's "Wise Guy" is in fact a real book, and what's more, chunks of the text that appear in Homestuck are copied verbatim from it. Weird.