John's furniture levels up, we learn a little more about Dave's fucked up home life than any of us really wanted to, and mike and I get taught some important lessons on the mechanics of punch card alchemy, courtesy of Mike Caveny.
Music used in this episode:
Blackest Heart from Homestuck Volume 6
Mr. Bowman Tells You About the Squiddles from Squiddles!
Busting Makes Me Feel Good from Homestuck Volume 9
i had absolutely no idea who Mike Caveny was so I went ahead and looked him up. I guess he's some kind of magician biographer? It also turns out that Harry Anderson's "Wise Guy" is in fact a real book, and what's more, chunks of the text that appear in Homestuck are copied verbatim from it. Weird.